Sign this guy up

Finish the highlight…annnnnd, go:

1. would that be considered a balk?
2. Dice-K’s gyroball ain’t got $#!+ on him!
3. he might be good as a set-up man…I don’t think he could throw that pitch a hundred times in a game.
4. the Padres game is a good warm up…you know, for when he performs later at the show and people actually show up to watch.